Some bad ideas

Okay so at first I didn't that I would have enough to blog about, but then I got to reading everyone else's so I decided to give it a shot.

Top 15 Worst Ideas

1. Running along side a moving golf cart, trying to force your sister to give you a turn. My little brother got ran over and had to get staples in his head.
2. Putting ketchup in the microwave for 99:99. Same little brother by the way.
3. Allowing your brother to stay at your birthday party because one of two things happens: a) he annoys them and you so badly it's miserable, or b) he steals your friends :(.
4. Not telling your mom that you have a boyfriend, and then having her find out from someone else's mom. Not too fun.
5. Joke about being short and using the word "midget".....in front of one.
6. Talking back to your mom. It doesn't matter if you're right because you're never right.
7. Bouncing checks not one, not two, but three times. For some reason, daddy gets very angry (for the record, I didn't do this).
8. Putting lotion on your feet and then walking on hardwood floor.
9. Dusting the hardwood floor with Pledge and then walking over that place with socks.
10. White carpet. 100% a bad idea.
11. Pulling something off a shelf that isn't screwed in. It all comes crashing down on top of you and the wood shelf could scrap your body.
12. When you are eight years old, playing jump seesaw with boys that are thirteen. When they jump on the board, you are flung into the air and break your arm.
13. Wearing a white t-shirt on a rainy day.
14. Trying to freak out your friends by skating towards them really fast and then realizing that you don't know how to stop on ice.
15. Presenting a poster that promotes the Constitution to your class, and saying that "all people are equal, except for black people because no one cares about them anyways." This moment is made even better when your African American principal is sitting in on the class.

These ideas, as previously mentioned, are not the best in the world. Note to self, don't do them. :)